The Best Session Ever (So Far)

I love my therapist so much because he said (inpromptu session yesterday):
“I don’t think that you are jealous of her. You are too good to be jealous.”


Oui NazzWann, I arranged for myself therapy sessions because that’s what New Yorkers do. Also, note this bolded part:
“…with the topless-Dockers-khaki wearing Suessy-certified therapist.”
Kalau betul aku ada jumpa therapist macam ni in real life, all my girIfriends pun akan tiba-tiba buat-buat ade issues and you know that I won’t permit visualizations of any topless male unless he has what it takes to be visualized topless, okay?