7 (+4) REASONS OF WHY YOU WOULD NOT WANT ME AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
tagged by the darling Wani Ardy
i. I’m a so-called New Yorker
ii. I watch teevee too much
iii. I took words over seriously – so choose and use and say it as it is, don’t bullshit like you don’t have balls. “Say what you mean and mean what you say and don’t be mean when you say it.”-Bergdorf Blonde‘s George
iv. I will kill the other girl after the threesome
v. I want to marry Eminem
vi. My expectations are way too ridiculous ever since being recently cheated after a devoted pledge of four years
vii. If you don’t like cats, you won’t understand moi the way I would understand why you wanted a 200 bucks – harus Sony – earphone
3) I am uncontrollable. I can be very unpredictably dramatic to the extend that I could just disappear to another country, or not showing up on my wedding day (if there is any wedding). I can also be an annoying perfectionist who will eventually drive you crazy. Then again, who isn’t a crazy bitch? Exceptions to you Wani, you keep your humbleness intact at all time whereas I, am the complete opposite. Especially when it comes to blogging – according to arwah. I take that as a comfuckingpliment.
*Currently listening to Bounce by Timbaland ft Dre, Missy Elliot, JT. Entry above might be partly influenced by this song as was just explaining to Farizz and Anysz what ménage à trois is over dinner (no, not choice of candidates, merely intrigued by this branch of intercourse). And also Entourage‘s episode 28.