always the tone of surprise

sid and sue went for lunch. a wonderful lunch consists of a cheese and olives loaded pizza, an ale, and an iced tea.

sid: (holding sue’s tricep as they crossed the road, although the V6 already passed them safely) wow, besarnya!
sue: siiiiddd!!! shut uppp!!!
sid: (laughs hysterically) kenapa kau panik?
sue: it’s all muscle, ok? bukan besar!
sid: i only tell you the lies…

sid: aku rasa turn on betul.
sue: memang betul lea kawan aku cakap. kalau a girl dressed up, dolled up, the guy akan rasa lebih seronok melayan. layanan tu menjadi extra.
sid: aku tak tau macam mana nak menahan diri aku dari nak peluk kau, nak cium kau.
sue: seriously, sweetheart, with this breakout face…
sid: kau 8.2 lea hari ni.

sid: siapa B— ni? aku benci lea ade competitor! kau sanggup tinggalkan aku untuk dia sebab dia panggil kau K—?! lain lea dia panggil kau sayang ke.
sue: and when have you everrr call me sayang?
sid: ade.
sue: when?
sid: tadi.
sue: blahhh arr, sid. you’re not even single.
sid: single.
sue: when?
sid: sekarang.

sid: kenapa kau pakai t-shirt kat dalam, arr?
sue flipped the v-neck of her top and flipped it inside out to show sid that it’s only a piece of triangle-shaped cloth sewn to the end of the v-neck to cover a cleavage.
sid: wow! tunjuk kat aku lagi sekali!
sue: not as if you’d see anything. bukannya aku ade.
sid: ade… a handful.
sue: aku suka kalau the guy put the whole —
sid’s phone rang.

sid: kau suka tak, makan kat sini?
sue: suka.
sid: i’m the maaannn!
sue: haha.
sid: kira, aku ada taste tak? macam, aku pilih restoran ni, benda yang aku order…
sue: why else had you be more desirable than the other men?
sid: okayyy…
sue: i love men who love to eat. not jenis yang pelahap tahap obese, but has the desire to eat pleasantly… the finer things in life… would go adventurous once in a while… i love that in a man. it’s essential… at least to me.
sid: so, kau nak orang yang clone aku lea?
sue: that would be lovely.
sid: and mesti besar lea?
sue: size does matter, darling.

sue: you see, you have to sell me to your guyfriends.
sid: buat ape aku nak sell kau?
sue: why not?
sid: aku nak simpan.
sue: sid-dy, not that i am promised even the second place.
sid: kau kata kau tak nak jadi second, atau third, atau fourth.
sue: there’s not even a first place to win for.
sid: mana tau? kau tak nak? first place?
sue: the only one. can you promise me that?
sid: ha ha ha.

sue: aku dah done with each potentials i know. it’s weird. they don’t want to be friends, they want more without saying it. and when i would responded, equal to their amount of affection, freaked out habis. tak nak committed tapi tak nak lepaskan the chances. main tarik tali tahap gaban.
sid: yeah?
sue: yes, darling.
sid: takpe, aku ade.
sue: and good things like this doesn’t last forever.

sid: (trailing his finger across sue’s tummy) what is this?
sue: hey!
sid: ape? aku nak tau je, itu perut kau atau seluar kau.
sue: why must you know?
sid: alaaa, educational purpose.
sue: and how does it becomes beneficial for you?
sid: sekarang aku tau lea kau tak buncit.
sue: that’s worth 15k, ok.
sid: aku bayar deposit 15 ringgit dulu, boleh? lepas aku dapat semua, aku write a cheque.

sue: aku kena beli pants yang berpoket.
sid: kenapa?
sue: so that aku boleh letak tangan aku dalam poket.
sid: kenapa? kalau tak, kau nak pegang tangan dengan aku?
sue: there’s that strong urge to do it.
sid: ahh, boleh, boleh…
sue: tapi aku akan bayangkan kau johnny depp, lea, ok?

sid: aku suka mengambil kesempatan.

the end.